博鲁茨怎么不写愤怒列表了？

紫色血脉

该不会被球队的成绩折磨得没脾气了吧

bruceho

以前的都是我翻译过来的。所以不是他没写，是做球迷的我不想翻译了。作为球迷本来就很多值得愤怒的东西，也没必要再看博鲁茨自己写的一些生活中的玩笑话了。

这里是最近的，有空闲时间的达人来翻译吧，我就抱歉不翻译了：
AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. WAITING -- I HATE WAITING FOR THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M WAITING FOR BUT IT'S ALREADY AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH THIS INVISIBLE CHAIR IS OFFERING ME NO BACK SUPPORT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. SEVILLA'S HOT DOG BENCHES -- MAKING PLAYERS AND COACHES SIT INSIDE A MEAT TUBE IS DEMEANING!!!!!!!!!! THEY WOULD NEVER PUT HOT DOGS INSIDE OF PLAYERS DURING A MATCH SO DON'T PUT PLAYERS INSIDE A HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY IT WOULD BE COOL IF THERE WERE ACTUAL DOGS MADE OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD NAME MINE HERBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. THE ATHENS DERBY FIRES -- DOGS MADE OF FIRE ARE GREAT BUT DERBIES MADE OF FIRE ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH CREATING SOMETHING CALLED THE HERBIE DERBY WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM LAUGHING AND PUNCHING AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. CORN -- I CAN'T REMEMBER IF WE HAVE A SECRET CODEWORD THAT WE WILL USE TO WARN THE OTHERS IF AND WHEN THE CORN LAUNCHES ITS FINAL ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAS IT "BANANAS"?!?!???! "CHICKENPOX"?!??!?!??!!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF "HERBIE DERBY" SOONER?!?!?!?!??!!??

5. CHELSEA SACKING A YOUTH TEAM PLAYER FOR SETTING OFF A SMOKE GRENADE -- PEOPLE NEED TO LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE TIME I SET OFF A SMOKE GRENADE INSIDE A BOUNCY CASTLE AND EVERYONE FREAKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THAT'S THE RISK YOU TAKE WHEN YOU CARRY SMOKE GRENADES EVERYWHERE YOU GO AND I'M NOT GOING TO STOP CARRYING THEM JUST BECAUSE ONE BOUNCY CASTLE MELTED WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE INSIDE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. A LIVERPOOL THEMED WEDDING -- EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE WEDDING THEME IS COLONOSCOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET CHECKED EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. REAL MADRID RESORT ISLAND -- THE ARTUR BORUC RESORT ISLAND WOULD BE NOTHING LIKE THIS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE WOULD BE CONFUSED POLAR BEARS AND HOTELS MADE OF HUMAN HAIR AND POOLS OF PAINT THINNER THAT YOU COULD DRINK WHILE YOU SWIM IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TAYLOR SWIFT WOULD PERFORM THERE EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO GO THERE SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. WAYNE ROONEY BREAKING A 9-YEAR-OLD'S WRIST WITH A SHOT -- THIS IS WHY GOAL SCORERS ARE THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A KEEPER WOULD HAVE PROTECTED THIS CHILD INSTEAD OF SNAPPING HIS FRAGILE BONES LIKE A BREADSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH IF I WERE HIS PARENTS I WOULD HAVE ALL OF HIS BONES REPLACED WITH TITANIUM AND RAISE HIM TO BE A CYBORG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY CYBORGS CAN DEFEAT THE CORN MENACE AND THAT IS A FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI -- SO I WAS SCREAMING AT AN IPAD 2 UNTIL IT TURNED INTO AN IPAD 3 WHEN A PACKAGE WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE THAT WAS ACTUALLY FOR MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DELIVERY MAN SAID I HAD TO SIGN FOR IT SO I WROTE MY NAME SO LARGE THAT HALF OF IT ENDED UP ON MY WALL WHICH MADE HIM REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR SOME REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN DAN CAME TO PICK IT UP HE THANKED ME FOR SIGNING FOR IT AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NO PROBLEM AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCEPT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO HE WOULD KNOW THAT PLUMS ARE DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY THAT WAS TERRIBLE STORY AND I ALREADY REGRET TELLING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH I HOPE DAN'S PACKAGE CONTAINED AN ALARM CLOCK HUMIDIFIER!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS THAT WAS THE CODEWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALARM CLOCK HUMIDIFIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALARM CLOCK HUMIDIFIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS BEEN MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! GOD BLESS!!!!!!

东东

真是考验我的能力啊 还TM都是大写的

曾经的9号

博鲁茨估计是苦中作乐吧 呵呵

昨日渔人

我还以为他现在郁闷多于愤怒所以不写了呢

秦汉唐

原帖由 东东 于 2012-3-28 13:33 发表
真是考验我的能力啊 还TM都是大写的

擦 整的你小写好像认识一样

紫色血脉

第二条看不懂麻烦解释一下，其他的都挺有意思

bartonlmh

真是考验我啊，9条

Fiowinner

我没学过英文

舞灭MARS

唉，球队的战绩太郁闷了啊。。。

翡冷翠之魂

看了紫城的英文原文，我也愤怒了：啊啊啊啊啊！这种贴给咱们看不是坑爹呢么！！！！

bruceho

原帖由 紫色血脉 于 2012-3-28 20:41 发表
第二条看不懂麻烦解释一下，其他的都挺有意思

2. SEVILLA'S HOT DOG BENCHES -- MAKING PLAYERS AND COACHES SIT INSIDE A MEAT TUBE IS DEMEANING!!!!!!!!!! THEY WOULD NEVER PUT HOT DOGS INSIDE OF PLAYERS DURING A MATCH SO DON'T PUT PLAYERS INSIDE A HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY IT WOULD BE COOL IF THERE WERE ACTUAL DOGS MADE OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD NAME MINE HERBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. 塞维利亚的板凳做得像热狗一样—— 让球员和教练坐在肉管里太贬低人啦！！！！他们永远不会在比赛时把热狗放进球员里所以不要把球员放进热狗里！！！不过如果真的有热的狗那就太酷啦！！！我会给我的热狗起名“药草”！！！！

紫百合也有春天

我也怕看大写字母。。。。。