哎呀博鲁奇的暴怒列表怎么不更新了我很想念啊。。

sunyangc · 发表于 2010-10-27 15:28:50

难道最近他很高兴》》？？？？

dyjay · 发表于 2010-10-27 15:37:29

大胆猜测第一条是
啊啊啊啊啊啊，我终于上场了！我爱球队，球队爱我，对我来说弗雷算什么。。。

小嘉哥 · 发表于 2010-10-27 15:50:13

蒙蒙ing · 发表于 2010-10-27 16:03:01

LZ要去问紫城话说紫城最近都消失了昨天半夜看到他登录了一下论坛一会又消失了

妈叫你 · 发表于 2010-10-27 16:08:46

大胆猜测第二条是
神马？木头揍了一个酒保——这太疯狂了。要我遇上，我会把玉米浆涂得他满脸都是……南斯拉夫人，见鬼去吧。

异世界 · 发表于 2010-10-27 16:16:49

我擦。。。。你们。。。

秦汉唐 · 发表于 2010-10-27 17:21:37

抱狗的威武。。。。

FaLcoN · 发表于 2010-10-27 17:57:13

唔………

charlie_727 · 发表于 2010-10-27 18:02:09

bartonlmh · 发表于 2010-10-27 18:27:45

大概是那该死的邻居搬走了

东东 · 发表于 2010-10-27 18:33:16

这家伙吼了很男人

星星的蔷薇 · 发表于 2010-10-27 20:54:33

今天凌晨刚上场了
要有表情，也应该是淫-荡的表情

yurf · 发表于 2010-10-27 22:30:15

“啊啊啊啊啊啊……我终于上场了，以后弗雷就一直在替补席上呆着吧……还有那些可恶的玉米！！！”

纯粹水货 · 发表于 2010-10-27 22:45:24

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊-------我是阿图尔博鲁茨以下是我这周的愤怒列表。

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊我终于上场了，对方的前锋就跟射了无数次的伪娘一样让我提不起兴趣，我想他应该试试去吃一两颗该死的玉米。

我的新邻居真他妈的够热情，当他在我面前手舞足蹈的说着佛罗伦萨该赢的更轻松的时候，我想的是怎么用电烤箱把他的脖子打折，让他的话在喉咙里咕隆咕隆的，那样一定很爽。

该死的玉米，哦我的天，这帮佛罗伦萨球迷为什么总喜欢吃个玩意，我真想用玉米塞满他们的屁眼，然后看他们说，哦，多么没味的玉米。

你好，我是阿图尔博鲁茨，我们下周再见。

sunyangc · 发表于 2010-10-27 23:12:05

楼上写的不错。。。

bruceho · 发表于 2010-10-28 05:52:40

原帖由 蒙蒙ing 于 2010-10-27 16:03 发表
LZ要去问紫城话说紫城最近都消失了昨天半夜看到他登录了一下论坛一会又消失了

最近学业忙死了，7天里4个考试，每天上论坛的时间不打算超过半小时

sunyangc · 发表于 2010-10-28 08:10:44

博鲁什貌似最恨玉米弗雷邻居最喜欢泰勒斯威夫特。。。

曾经的9号 · 发表于 2010-10-28 12:17:12

这家伙的精神是不是…… 呵呵

icebomb · 发表于 2010-10-29 14:06:42

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Artur Boruc's Friday Rage List
By Brooks Peck

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. FIORENTINA -- AHHHHHHH WE'RE IN LAST PLACE AND I STILL HAVEN'T PLAYED YET!!!!!!! THIS IS MORE AWFUL THAN THE TIME I DRANK TOO MUCH PAINT THINNER AND SLEPT THROUGH HALLOWEEN AND THEN TRIED TO HAVE MY OWN HALLOWEEN A WEEK LATER AND EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!! I JUST DRANK TOO MUCH PAINT THINNER!!!!! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. WAYNE ROONEY -- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!??! YOU MADE ME READ ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO A DIFFERENT TEAM ALL WEEK AND THEN YOU DIDN'T GO TO A DIFFERENT TEAM!!!!!!!!! THAT'S EVIL!!!!!!! WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ALL WEEK THAT I AM GOING TO SEND YOU A BOX OF SOAP THAT SMELLS LIKE FEET AND CHESS PIECES SHAPED LIKE HOUSE PETS WITH DEPRESSING DEFORMITIES AND THEN DIDN'T DO IT!??!?!?!? WELL DON'T WORRY BECAUSE I DID!!!!!! AHHHHHH THE CHESS PIECES ARE REALLY DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!

3. COLUMBUS GOALKEEPER SCORING EQUALIZER -- I DON'T USUALLY FEEL JEALOUS OF OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE MY LIFE IS AWESOME AND FILLED WITH DEAD SQUIRRELS BUT THIS MAKES ME JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!! WHY COULDN'T I DO THAT!?!?!?!? OH RIGHT BECAUSE I NEVER PLAY AND SEBASTIEN FREY IS TURD!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH I WOULD THROW A DEAD SQUIRREL AT HIM BUT I DON'T WANT TO WASTE ANY OF THEM!!!!!!

4. CORN -- WAYNE ROONEY'S AGENT IS APPARENTLY THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THE JUNK THAT HAPPENED WITH MAN UNITED THIS WEEK!!!!!! HIS NAME IS PAUL STRETFORD!!!!!!! I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT HE IS A COG IN THE MASTER CONSPIRACY BEING CONDUCTED BY CORN AND ITS DEMONIC KERNELS!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THAT YET BUT I WENT TO THE MARKET AND DROPKICKED ALL THE CORN THAT THEY HAD!!!!!! I'M NOT ALLOWED BACK AT THE MARKET NOW!!!!!!

5. ANDREI ARSHAVIN'S INTERVIEW -- THIS INTERVIEW ACTUALLY GAVE ME NIGHTMARES EVEN THOUGH I DON'T SLEEP AND I USUALLY SPEND MY NIGHTS WATCHING THE LITTLE MERMAID TO SEE IF FLOUNDER BECOMES A POLICE OFFICER WITH A SERIOUS DRUG PROBLEM IF YOU WATCH THE MOVIE ENOUGH!!!!! SO FAR IT HASN'T HAPPENED!!!!!!! ANYWAY YOU ARE STILL A FREAKY LITTLE MUNCHKIN ARSHAVIN AND THE FACT THAT YOU WANT TO BE YOUR OWN WIFE IS HORRIFYING TO ME!!!!!!!! HORRIFYING!!!!!!!!!

6. CHILAVERT ATTACKS AGENT IN THE AIRPORT -- THIS IS WRONG!!!!!!!! ATTACKING AGENTS IN AN AIRPORT GIVES ALL OF US GOALKEEPERS A BAD NAME!!!!!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO ATTACK AN AGENT YOU DO IT AT A PIZZA HUT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!

7. LIVERPOOL'S PILOT IS THE LEAD SINGER OF IRON MAIDEN -- AHHHHHHHHHHH FIORENTINA'S PILOT IS JUST A GUY NAMED STUART WHO FREAKS OUT WHENEVER I BUST INTO THE COCKPIT AND TRY TO FLY THE PLANE!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE I ONCE CRASHED A CAR INTO A MANATEE DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T FLY A PLANE!!!!!!!!

8. OZIL PUSHES REFEREE -- SURE!!!!! WHEN HE DOES IT IT'S OK BUT WHEN I DO IT THE REFEREE WANTS TO PRESS CHARGES AND NEEDS A DOCTOR TO GET THE SWORD OUT OF HIS CHEST!!!!!!! A LOT OF PEOPLE CARRY SWORDS!!!!!!! IF I'M GOING TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE CORN I NEED TO CARRY A SWORD!!!!!!!!

9. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI -- SO I WAS THROWING WATER BOTTLES AT THE SUN TO SEE IF I COULD MAKE IT STOP SHINING SO BRIGHT WHEN MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI CAME INTO MY YARD!!!!!! HE THANKED ME AGAIN FOR FLYING HIM AND HIS GOOBER KIDS FROM GLASGOW TO STAY AT THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR TO MINE!!!!!! I SAID "YOU'RE WELCOME" BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO THAT HE WOULD KNOW THAT HE IS NOT WELCOME AT ALL!!!!!!! THEN HE SAID THAT I'VE SEEMED STRESSED OUT LATELY AND THAT IF I NEEDED TO TALK ABOUT MY PROBLEMS AT WORK HIS DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN!!!!!! AND I SAID "I KNOW YOUR DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN BECAUSE I HEADBUTTED IT OFF ITS HINGES LAST NIGHT WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING!!!!!!!" AND THEN HE LAUGHED AND ASKED IF I WOULD HELP HIM FIX IT AND I SAID "SURE!!!!!!!!" BUT I WILL PROBABLY JUST HIRE SOMEONE TO FIX IT INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH I HOPE THE GUY I HIRE DOESN'T DO A VERY GOOD JOB SO THE NEXT TIME I HEADBUTT IT I DON'T FORGET HOW TO COUNT TO EIGHT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS BEEN MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! GOD BLESS!!!!!!

这是上周的，本周的估计要周六看得到

妈叫你 · 发表于 2010-10-29 14:35:11

原帖由 icebomb 于 2010-10-29 14:06 发表
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Artur Boruc's Friday Rage List
By Brooks Peck

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK ...

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