博鲁茨本周愤怒列表

bruceho

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME                   ANGRY THIS WEEK:
啊啊啊啊我是阿图尔博鲁茨这是我本周的愤怒列表：


1. MEMORIES -- I HATE MEMORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT CELTIC I CAN'T HELP BUT MISS IT A LITTLE!!!!!!!!! MY TEAMMATES HEADS WERE ALL SO CRUSHABLE!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STUCK EIGHT PENCILS IN MY EARS AND I'M STILL NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING YET!!!!!!!!!!
1. 回忆——我痛恨回忆！！！！！每当我想起凯尔特人的时候我总不免有一点点想念！！！！！我那些队友的头都是很容易爆的！！！！！啊啊啊啊啊我在我耳朵里塞了八支铅笔我还是没忘记那些！！！！！！！


2. WALTER PANDIANI'S PROLIFIC SWEATING -- I TOOK THIS AS A CHALLENGE!!!!!!! FIRST I TRIED TO WILL MYSELF TO SWEAT THROUGH MY SHIRT USING ONLY MY MIND BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK AND I JUST GOT DIZZY SO THEN I DECIDED TO STOP WASTING TIME AND SET MY CLOTHES ON FIRE!!!!!!! IT GOT REALLY HOT BUT I THINK THE FIRE BURNED OFF ALL THE SWEAT AND ALL I GOT WERE SECOND DEGREE BURNS IN MY ARM PITS!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH YOU WIN THIS ROUND PANDIANI BUT I WILL SWEAT MORE THAN YOU ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!
2. 帕迪亚尼在新闻发布会上的超强冒汗 （见下视频）—— 我把这个当成一个挑战了！！！首先我尝试用意念来让自己冒汗渗透一件衬衫，但这没有成功然后我觉得有点头晕，所以我决定不浪费时间了然后直接点火烧起了我的衣服！！！！！！！这果然让我觉得很热但是我认为那些火把我的汗都烧干了，最后我只留下了二级烧伤在我的腋下！！！！啊啊啊啊啊帕迪亚尼这一轮你赢啦，但总有一天我会流汗得比你还多的！！！！！！




3. HOPE SOLO DANCING -- I HAVE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT HOW I WOULD CUSTOMIZE MY GOALKEEPER'S KIT TOO!!!! INSTEAD OF HEELS AND A BELLY SHIRT I WOULD COVER MINE IN BEES AND WELL I WOULD PROBABLY WEAR A BELLY SHIRT TOO JUST SO HOPE AND I CAN MATCH WHEN WE DANCE ALL NIGHT AND GIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN AFTER THE GIGGLING WE CAN DO KARATE ON PLATE GLASS WINDOWS AND SCREAM AT OLD PEOPLE UNTIL THEY STOP BEING OLD!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
3. 美国女足国家队主力门将Hope Solo的舞蹈（Bruce: 超级性感哦，我超级大爱啊，瞧那身材，不愧是女足里公认的第一美女！见下视频）—— 我也想过如何将自己的门将球衣个性化！！！！当然不会是高跟鞋和露脐装，我会用蜜蜂盖住我的肚脐，但我也有可能还是穿露脐装，这样我跟Hope就可以一边整晚跳舞一边比试，然后我们一起笑！！！笑完后我们可以对着玻璃窗户练空手道，然后对着老人狂叫直到他们不再老为止！！！！！！！啊啊啊啊老人啊！！！！！！！！




4. CORN -- I HEARD THAT CORN IS THE REASON THAT OCTOBER EXISTS!!!!!!!! STAY VIGILANT!!!!!!!!!!!
4. 玉米——我听说玉米就是十月份存在的原因！！！！！！！大家保持警惕！！！！！！！


5. FREAKY LEG STUFF IN FIFA 12 -- I CAN DO THAT WITH MY LEGS IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!! NOT IMPRESSED!!!!!!!!!
5. FIFA12里的超级bug，球员单脚带球—— 现实中我也可以那样做！！！！！！！没什么大不了的！！！！！！！


6. CARLOS TEVEZ REFUSING TO PLAY -- OHMYGOD IF HE WAS MY TEAMMATE I WOULD HAVE SLOWLY DESTROYED HIS SELF-ESTEEM THROUGH A SERIES OF BACK-HANDED COMPLIMENTS AND UNSETTLING GLANCES!!!!!!!!!! THEN I WOULD BEAT HIM WITH A NINTENDO 64 CONTROLLER UNTIL HE YELPED LIKE TOAD IN MARIO KART!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH WHY DID WARIO ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A TURDFACE?!?!????!
6. 卡罗斯特维斯拒绝上场比赛—— 我的天啊如果他是我的队友我会用一系列的讽刺性赞美和轻蔑的眼神秒杀他来毁掉他的自信心！！！！！！然后我会用一个任天堂64控制器狂揍他直到他叫得像马里奥赛车里的蛤蟆一样！！！！！啊啊啊啊为什么瓦里奥总是有一张屎一样的脸？？！！


7. FANS CHASING THE VISITING TEAM OFF THE PITCH -- ANY FANS THAT TRY TO CHASE ME OFF THE PITCH WILL GET A MOUTH FULL OF SPIN KICKS AND AN EAR FULL OF PENCILS!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CORN SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!
7. 球迷冲进球场把客队球员赶跑了（波斯尼亚一场同城德比中，客队打进一球，主队球迷蜂拥冲进球场跑向客队球员，客队球员各自撒腿就跑保命跑出球场）—— 任何一个想追我出球场的球迷都会得到一嘴的旋转踢和一耳朵的铅笔！！！！！！！！啊啊啊啊啊我好讨厌玉米啊！！！！！！！！


8. DAVID DE GEA STEALING A DOUGHNUT -- RULE NUMBER ONE OF GOALKEEPING IS THAT YOU DON'T STEAL DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!! IT'S WRONG!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO STEAL ANYTHING YOU STEAL SOMETHING IMPORTANT LIKE NAPKINS!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH NAPKINS!!!!!!!!!!
8. 大卫德赫亚偷甜甜圈—— 对于门将的第一条规则就是你不能偷甜甜圈！！！！！这是非常错误的！！！！！！如果你真要偷东西的话至少你要偷一些重要的东西啊比如餐巾纸之类的！！！！！啊啊啊啊啊你永远都用不完餐巾纸！！！！！！！！！！！


9. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWKSI -- SO I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND PUNCHING MANNEQUINS IN THE FACE LAST FRIDAY WHEN MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI SHOWED UP!!!!!!!!! HE SAID THE SHOP CALLED HIM AND TOLD HIM TO COME DOWN AND STOP ME FROM PUNCHING THEIR MANNEQUINS AGAIN EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS PAY FOR THE DAMAGE SO BACK OFF!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED ME IF I WOULD PLEASE STOP SO I SAID "THANK YOU FOR ASKING SO NICELY!!!!! OF COURSE I WILL!!!!!!" EXCEPT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO HE WOULD KNOW THAT I WISHED THOSE MANNEQUINS WERE ALL DAN WYKOWSKI VOODOO DOLLS AND MY LIGHTNING FAST KNUCKLE EXPLOSIONS WERE VENEREAL DISEASES ATTACKING HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AFTER THAT AND DID SOME BAKING WITH HIS GOOBER KIDS SO THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T DO A RAGE LIST!!!!!!!!! IF YOU COMPLAIN I WILL PUT FIRE ANTS IN YOUR SPINAL CORD!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH I HOPE DAN'S BAKING SHEETS ALL GOT DOUGH STUCK TO THEM SO IT TAKES FOREVER TO SCRUB IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. 我的笨蛋邻居丹维科夫斯基—— 上周五我在管自己的事，对着一些木偶的脸拳击，然后我的笨蛋邻居丹维科夫斯基就出现了！！！他说商店的老板要他下楼来叫我停止对着他们的木偶拳击，但我总是付钱赔偿我损坏的东西所以别管我！！！！他问我可不可以停止，我说“谢谢你问的这么有礼貌！当然可以！” 只是我说的方式要让他知道我希望那些木偶全是丹维科夫斯基玩偶，然后我的闪电急速拳爆出性病来攻击他的免疫系统！！！！！！！！然后我去了他家跟他的那些小屁孩一起烤东西吃，所以我上个礼拜没写愤怒列表！！！！！！！如果你抱怨的话我会在你的脊髓里放火蚂蚁！！！！！啊啊啊啊我希望丹的烤纸上都粘了面粉然后它们永远都刮不下来！！！！！！！！！


I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS BEEN   MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!       GOD          BLESS!!!!!!
我是阿图尔博鲁茨这是我的本周愤怒列表。下周再见！上帝保佑！！！！

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bartonlmh

太有个性了。

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上周没出，我没怪你。

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笨蛋邻居，玉米。。。

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玉米无敌啊！！！！！！！1

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空手道？内涵啊

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