CELTIC -- I AM GOING TO MISS EVERYONE AT CELTIC VERY MUCH AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!!!!!!! AHHHHHH THE ONLY PERSON THAT I'M NOT GOING TO MISS IS GARY CALDWELL!!!!! I KNOW YOU'RE AT WIGAN NOW BUT I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SCORED AN OWN GOAL ON ME IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE THAT TIME!!!!! YOU WERE THE WORST CAPTAIN EVER AND I HOPE WIGAN GETS HIT BY A KNIFE-FILLED TORNADO THAT SUCKS YOU AWAY!!!!!!
凯尔特人——我会非常想念凯尔特人的每一个人，这让我非常气愤！！！！啊啊啊啊啊，唯一我不会想念的人就是Gary Caldwell！我知道你现在在维根但我依然无法相信你那次竟然在冠军联赛对我进了一个乌龙球！！你是有史以来最差的队长，我希望维根被一个龙卷风袭击把你卷走！！！
EDUARDO -- JUST BECAUSE I'M GOING TO ITALY DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK EDUARDO!!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR DIVE AGAINST ME AND REST ASSURED YOUR ANKLE BONE WILL SOON POP OUT OF YOUR BUM!!!!!!
爱德华多——别以为我到了意大利你就脱身了爱德华多！！我永远不会忘记你对我假摔的！好好休养你的脚踝吧，很快你的踝骨就会从你屁股里蹦出来的！
CORN -- SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THAT MY TRANSFER IS JUST THE CORN CONSPIRACY'S WAY OF TRYING TO THROW ME OFF ITS SCENT!!!!!! WELL THOSE PEOPLE ARE RIGHT!!!! IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK THOUGH!!!!! AHHHHHHH CORN WILL NEVER WIN!!!!! AND ITALIAN CORN IS IN FOR THE FIGHT OF ITS LIFE!!!!!
玉米——不多说，我很讨厌意大利的玉米……
MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI -- SO I WAS SMASHING MY PERSONAL BELONGINGS INTO A TINY PIECES IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM EASIER TO PACK WHEN I HEARD A KNOCK ON MY DOOR!!!!! FIRST I SCREAMED "I'M NOT ANSWERING THE DOOR!!!! I DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE!!!!" BUT THEN I ANSWERED IT ANYWAY BECAUSE I CAN'T RESIST TEMPTATION LIKE THAT!!!!!! IT WAS MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI AND HE LOOKED VERY SAD!!!!! HE SAID HE HEARD ABOUT MY TRANSFER ON THE INTERNET!!!!!! I SAID "GOOD FOR YOU DAN!!!!!" BUT IN A WAY SO THAT HE'D KNOW I WAS WONDERING WHY THEY REPORTED MY TRANSFER ON WHOEVERREADSTHISISAHUGEDORK.COM!!!!!!!!! HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO MISS HAVING ME AS HIS NEIGHBOR!!!!! AND THEN HE GAVE ME A PICTURE OF MY HOUSE THAT HIS GOOBER KIDS DREW!!!!!! IT LOOKED NOTHING LIKE MY HOUSE!!!!!! I SAID "THANK YOU!!!!" AND THEN HE GAVE ME A HUG!!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I HUGGED HIM BACK BUT IN A WAY THAT HOPEFULLY RUPTURED HIS PANCREAS!!!!!! AHHHHHHH I HOPE DAN AND HIS GOOBER KIDS VISIT ME IN ITALY JUST SO I CAN HAVE THEM INVESTIGATED FOR BEING DRUG MULES!!!!!!!
我的笨蛋邻居Dan Wykowski——我当时正在收拾行李，把我的东西都弄成小片好容易收拾，然后我听到有人敲我家的门。我先是大叫“我不会应门的！我不再住这里啦！”但我最后还是应了，因为我受不了这样的诱惑。敲门的是我那个白痴邻居Dan Wykowski，而且他看起来很伤心。他说他在网上听说我的转会了。我说“Dan，你知道就好啦”。但要他知道我在想为什么他们会把我转会的消息放在 谁读了就是个笨蛋.com。他说他会想我这个邻居的。然后他给了我一张我屋子的图片，是他的小孩画的。这看起来根本就不像我的屋子。我说“谢谢你！”然后他给我一个拥抱。我不知道怎么做所以我也给回他一个拥抱，就像要碎掉他的胰腺一样。啊啊啊啊，我希望Dan和他的那些小孩能到意大利来拜访我我好在他们身上试试药物。
I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS BEEN MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! GOD BLESS!!!!!!
我是Artur Boruc这就是我这周的愤怒列表。下周再见！上帝保佑！！！
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